hairpie 

A vagina, pussy, box, cunt, snatch, etc...

That chicks hairpie is loose as hell!

hairpie by js_hunter81 April 6, 2007

hairpie 

see furburger

hairpie by gunt_lover September 21, 2003

Hairpie Hugger

A jock-strap like device worn by women to prevent their excess vagina skin from sagging and hanging out of their shorts or skirts.

(WARNING!: A Hairpie Hugger is not to be worn with thong due to recorded side effects of possible braintooth, iphone malaise, finger grumblage and minor heart explosions.)

"Hey....I couldn't help but notice your vagina is hanging out."

"Oh shit! I forgot to wear my Hairpie Hugger."

Hairpie Hugger by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009

Queen of the Harpies 

1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.

2. Ann Coulter.

I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.

Queen of the Harpies by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

Genital harpies 

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.

Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."

Genital harpies by arekushi2 September 29, 2010

Hairpie 

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

Hairpie by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

Cock Harpies 

(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.

"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."

--One possible scenario!

Cock Harpies by Squash McDouglas October 16, 2009