Haggy Blvd

Noun: A specific location where Haggy's might be at play.

"Haggy" - is gay and so is his entire family - all up on Haggy Blvd

by HOLLA ATA BALLA January 15, 2009

Haggy Parasite

A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.

Haggy Parasite: ''I don't shut up because It makes me look smart''

by I_Define_Words69 May 6, 2014

haggy chuck

A young boy who sucks his thumb and geishes his blankey.

Jordan aka Haggy Chuck likes to smurf around all day long

by john888111 November 8, 2008

jealous old haggy bitch

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.

Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"

by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011

Merle Haggard

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.

That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.

by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007

hägg

Be awesome and proficient around a keyboard.

I will hägg you!
I am a real hägger..

by ransomwarez October 15, 2020

mad haggard

1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.

Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.

2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.

A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"

"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."

"George Bush is mad haggard."

J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."

by Adamator November 10, 2008