the god of gurtism, a religion which originated in a roblox community and is now known abroad. he is the creator of the eggverse
priase gurt he created the eggverse
by scriptid May 28, 2018
Get the gurt mug.Gurt is a slang-word often used in Toronto, ON. It is a word that means to get beat up, or get your as whooped.
by DuntrusLilot November 27, 2016
Get the Gurt mug.1) To ejaculate
(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)
2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.
(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)
2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.
1) (Guy having sex with girlfriend) "Damn it! It's too much for me to handle even pulling out. I'm gonna gurt!"
2) (random dude) "Sorry I didn't mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets."
2) (random dude) "Sorry I didn't mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets."
by Demented Definitions February 24, 2011
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person 1: ew i got loads of gurt in my yogurt today. person 2: you mean whey. person 1: no i mean gurt you fucking casual.
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Get the Gurt mug.by Pack Man August 10, 2010
Get the Gurt mug.Rainforrest killer: "Hey Gurt hows it going"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"
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