garanimalish 

when someone (who is usually a slob) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are unusually matched today - he is very garanimalish."

you: "his mom dressed him"

garanimalish by groundedsteve October 13, 2011

goranimal 

Someone (usually in jail) who is a gorilla or on some guerilla shit. Usually will lift the whole gym then snatch muthafuckaz up for their commissary with no fear of retaliation. Actually retaliation would be welcomed with a smile. Derived from gorilla or guerilla and animal. You figure it out.

Yo, did you see Big John earth that muthafucka for steppin' on his shoes?! Big John broke his shoulder and clavicle, he's a fuckin' goranimal!

goranimal by M.BEAT January 14, 2006

granimals 

wearing the same color shirt as your pants, without anything in between.

person1: look at her. she is wearing the same shade of blue on her pants than on her shirt!
person2: ick, granimals.

granimals by Kayla86 April 28, 2006

Granimal 

A type of pornography involving old women with animals

Jane: I broke up with Will.
Frank: Why?
Jane: I found granimal porn on his computer.
Frank: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

Granimal by 8==========> April 4, 2010

granimalish 

when someone (who is not always the dapper one) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are matching today - he's very granimalish."
you: "his mom dressed him."

granimalish by groundedsteve October 12, 2011

Granimal mathmatics 

Its what granimals use to express love and honor

Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

Granimal mathmatics by theGranimalIam October 7, 2009

Granimal 

An elderly person who has predilection towards cannibalism

Agnes' bloodied face lifted up from the corpse. Being admitted to a nursing home only exacerbated her granimal tendencies.

Granimal by SaltyBoy63 November 19, 2021