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Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock
I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...
by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015
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Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.
Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.
by chico1181 November 22, 2010
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gurkers

Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.
I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.
by Vdux August 26, 2007
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Gurky

Yo this tastes gurky as fuck
by 11ammar December 8, 2018
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Gurky Turky

one of the hottest creatures to ever roam the flat earth. likes eating turkies a lot, and can be found near the back of the art room. he is fucking cute as hell and has a budget phone.
Damnnnnnnnn, you out here looking like a gurk

Gurky Turky looking like a SNACK
That phones nice and new, but it’s something gurk would have
by cuteboi443 October 14, 2019
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feiner gurkentopf

A feiner gurkentopf is the very best valentines day gift you could ever receive.
It exists in the sizes 1, 2 and 3. It can be really massive.

Its residence is being gatekept by a Schnörwangen.

It is really fein
I am hungry! Lets go to the fridge and grab a fine pickle out of the feiner gurkentopf
by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023
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gurneygasm

when you cum in someones mouth with such ferocity that it gets caught in their throat and they choke. you then proceed to give them CPR (cardio pulminary resuscitation) and you suck the cum out and swallow saving their life.
i almost killed jane from the gurneygasm i gave her last night. it was pretty scary
by harro dero April 8, 2007
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