GuntherThePenguin

A faggot

GuntherThePenguin likes men

by ArixSage January 12, 2019

Günther Paradox

The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:

You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.

"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"

"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."

by Wagwanblud13454949 December 17, 2021

Günther

the most amazing guido of them all. Champagne, glamour, sex, and respect

Günther wants you to touch his tralala.....mmmm ding ding dong

by dionysius June 28, 2004

Grunthor

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the male gender. The female being called Goffe Often found slashing his wrists or playing the wrist violin as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical Grunthor. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more Grunthors and Goffes sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.

Failed at something miserably? your mood is now exactly that of a typical grunthor.

by Aussie_D January 16, 2009

Gunther

A European Pop artist who insists on cranking out awful videos of him saying a few words while his backup singers (The Sunshine Girls) go "La, La, La" in the background the entire time. He has a small moustache, and a mullet-esque hairdo. His Videos are not exactly music, but not exactly pornography either. His website is www.gunthernet.com His motto is "Sex, Respect, Glamour, and Champagne",

Gunther: Let's sexualize the world!

by Smister Dekoonickton Skolnick August 31, 2008

Gunther

A Swedish singer who's music videos are 20% relevant and 80% softcore porn. He is the man all other men know as "the guy who has fucked a thousand pussies".

Gunthers most famous song is the Ding dong Song (Touch my Tralala)

by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015

Gunthorp

A last name.

Hey Jake Gunthorp, why do you like that girl.

by Just_cool_boy June 12, 2019