Gulliver Twist

The story of a poor Giant orphan who went to Liliput and asked for more

Gulliver Twist: "please sir, may I have some more?"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"

by escapepublishing December 18, 2010

gullible

The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.

I swear, gullible is not there.

by TheGreekMind November 7, 2003

gullibilly

A large portion of any human population that is easily gullible to any religion, political party, or social trend no matter how preposterous. Gullibillies exist in every race, class, culture, or society and their beliefs are dictated more by demographics than actual intellect, basic cognition, or critical examination. Until a gullibilly becomes hardwired, they can be easily swayed into any belief system.

Guy 1 (To Guy 2): "So why are you a Mormon?"
Guy 2: "Because I chose to be."
Guy 1: "Really? Even though your mom and dad are Mormon, as well as everyone else in your family and community. You sir, are a gullibilly."
Guy 2: "No I'm not! What I believe in is backed up by reason and facts."
Guy 1: "No, it's backed up by someone else's reason and facts which you comfortably don't feel the need to look into. If you were born in Afghanistan, you'd be the same kind of idiot who runs into a Jewish market with a bomb strapped to your chest."

by theWakers March 3, 2011

Gullett

A person who speaks with an exaggerated drawl, particularly when ordering breakfast food at a restaurant.

Waiter: What can I get you today, miss?
Girl: I'll have the frainch toewwwwwst.
Friend: My God, can you be any more of a Gullett?

by Associate in Charge August 23, 2011

gullibiligy

1. A phenomenon affecting an individual's reasoning ability when fed pseudo-scientific hogwash.

2. An area of the human psyche that is targeted by scientologists during "auditing" sessions with the assistance of an "E-Meter" device.

His gullibiligy levels are off the charts.

by Dick Dawkins January 11, 2009

gullible

The state of being fooled. So basically everyone voting in American politics.

See Waldo, don't be gullible. Your vote doesn't matter, the country is going to hell anyways.

by LaserISbaser July 17, 2016

Gulliblium

Gulliblium is a fake ore created by the famous minecrafter camman18, he said it was 50x rarer than diamonds and he also said that it was scrapped and replaced by Netherite. Yes he announced that it was a troll vid.

Bro i cant find gulliblium

by anonymous August 20, 2022