Guinevere

A woman who will sleep with your best friend then ride off with him out of the country.

See slut.

Launcelot- Wan't to leave your husband and ride off to France?

Guinevere- Sure!

by God981 January 18, 2010

Guinevere

A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people.

Guinevere;A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people. She is also a character from Camelot who ran away with Lancelot.

by Queen Guinevere February 8, 2019

Guinevere

A girl who, while she is a lovely person, is constantly cockblocking people, typically without realizing it. (Can simply be referred to as "Gwen." Male cockblockers are referred to as "Agravaine" or "Uther.")

Merlin Fan #1: I swear Merlin and Arthur were about to kiss in that last scene, but then Gwen walked in and ruined the moment.
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!

by Mehhrlin December 7, 2011

Guinevere

A groupie, except for members of a fraternal order.

Pam: Those Shriners look so sexy in their fezzes!
Barb: Pam, you're such a Guinevere!

At the parade's end, all the Kiwanis were met by their families and Guineveres.

by Shevek0506 April 5, 2009

guinevere cashew

guinevere cashew is allergic to nuts and loves herself.

"oh my god I didn't know that guinevere cashew goes to my school"

by abbio420 April 23, 2020

dirty Guinevere

Having plain missionary sex with a wood chipper while screaming gay slurs at the top of your lungs. Whilst juggling big black dildos.

1:Man my junk is destroyed.

2:why
1: I did a dirty Guinevere

by ThatTiredKid April 3, 2023