Grunthos

A character in Douglas Adams' "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy," A poet of imfamous reknown from the planet Kria.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

grunthard

(noun) feces; poop; crap; shit

"My grunthard was so big it clogged up three toilets!

by allison7777 June 14, 2010

grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 2, 2019

Grunch

A bunch of grapes. Usually referring to an amount of grapes greater than six.

Sally ate the entire grunch in one minute

He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.

by Rohinidinibonanafofanafiniwein October 10, 2017

Grunthor

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the male gender. The female being called Goffe Often found slashing his wrists or playing the wrist violin as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical Grunthor. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more Grunthors and Goffes sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.

Failed at something miserably? your mood is now exactly that of a typical grunthor.

by Aussie_D January 16, 2009

Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010

grunch

To reply to an original post on a web forum without first reading the other replies.

Grunch... I haven't read any of the other replies to your post, but I think you should do XYZ.

by AlonT January 12, 2009