Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

grinkin

mug with a mean mole. Grinkins like to smirk a lot.

Man, you see that guy with a mole over there? He must be a Grinkin!

by a big bro March 4, 2017

Gonkin'

Walking around aimlessly, having no purpose. Much like the gonk droid from star wars

Grace has been gonkin' around the house all day, that girl is a weirdo.

by kingkyle27 April 3, 2020

Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

by NUChickens December 17, 2011

Grankini

Swimwear that looks like something your Grandma/Nan/Granny would wear.

Stu: "I like that swimming costume"

Jess: "What?! It's a Grankini!"

by Mobsy April 29, 2009

Grondinger

Bitch stick, princess, accountant. Someone who loves smoking skinny cigars.

"Man, that guy is such a Grondinger, he's smoking a bitch stick!"

"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."

"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"

Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...

by DC - JP October 23, 2010