gryphon

Much cooler creature than dragon. Also much more sexier!

Gryphons rule. If you disagree, you're probably a retard.

by t76i85 January 2, 2008

gripyonip

Get a hold of yourself (i.e. take control of yourself). Usually used when you have more than a passing familiarity with the person you're speaking to.

I know you're unhappy, but gripyonip dude

by fuzzymarlin November 17, 2014

Gripton

Gripton is a fictional friend of Sic and Dan. His name is brought up when they are bored and want something to do. Though it's not completely true that he is fictional it is infact very likely. Some of his character traits consist of; Very deep voice. Constant repetition of his own name at random or as a reply to someone's question. Always is hanging out with other suspected fictional friend "John Cropt".
Screen name : Griptonyte
Only Sic and Dan have met/seen him.

#1. (Phone call with Gripton)Person: Hey Gripton, what's up?
Gripton: Gripton.

#2. Let's go to Gripton's house he's having a huge party tonight with John Cropt, everyone's gonna be there.

by T-Jayzel April 12, 2005

dirty gryphon

When one gets sexual aroused by a lawn sprinkler.

Todd get your dick and balls out of my lawn sprinkler, stop doing the dirty Gryphon!

by Ppixxiee May 23, 2020

Gryphon

a word for a man who seems like an innocent nerdy guy until you get him into the bedroom, and suddenly he's a greek god who's an amazing lover.

You know that geek in our math class? He's a total Gryphon, I hooked up with him at a party last weekend.

by XMus May 9, 2011

Gryphon

The Coolest Mythical Creature in the entire world. Is a mix of any two creatures, normally a Cat and a Bird. Capable of speech.

The Gryphon was regal beyond compare, with glossy black feathers and clever eyes.

by Elindomiel O'Firiel December 3, 2003

2 Gryphon

Born Matthew Wayne Davis on August 11, 1972, 2 Gryphon is a furry "comedian" who does rant videos on YouTube. His most well-known video features him saying that people who can't handle being cyberbullied should kill themselves. His boyfriend was also arrested for downloading CP on a computer. Matthew is also known for throwing a tantrum on social media when due to bad publicity, his appearance at Anthrocon 2017 was cancelled.

2 is also known for being very right-wing, to the point of almost being a Nazi, since there are screenshots of him saying he's going to promote an altfurry chat.

Kevin: Man, did you see 2 gryphon's newest rant? It's so funny!
Ian: Are you sure about that?

by hcpunkfan703 August 20, 2018