graffeler

this move works best if the fart is silent, and if you are in close proximity to the person you want to attack. after you sneak a nasty fart out, cup your hand around where the smelly air is and keep it tightly shut so no air escapes. then select your target and pitch the fart at them

guy 1:(rips a nasty fart and throws it at his bro)
guy 2: dude, did you just give me a graffeler?

random dude: hey man, did you hear about how johnny graffeled susan last night?
other random dude: ya , i heard she puked all over the keg
random dude: party foul!

by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009

Ken Griffey Jr.

The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.

Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast, he's the man!!

by David Hagan March 14, 2006

meg griffen complex

a person who lacks personality, unique beauty, or style. A lemming who has no place to actually fit but attempts to fit everywhere.

She has that meg griffen complex, thats why no one talks to her

by grungewtch September 16, 2008

Griffecultural

GriffeCultural People are the offspring between a Monocultural person and a Bicultural person .

My mom is a Bi-cultural (Mixed) person and my father is an (American Aboriginal) Monocultural person which makes me a GriffeCultural person.

by Spokentruth November 29, 2019

griffens dick

A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.

Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."

by the gking October 23, 2011

Griffen

The most amazing guy ever, He is kind, caring, and knows how to treat somebody...

He is so amazing, he is griffen.

by peachy97 June 30, 2011

Griffen

A really sweet guy, but sometimes a faggot. He can always make you laugh and has a huge dong. He's also very good looking and fun to be around.

Friend: Hey Griffen

Griffen: GUHHHH

by DankFagSHit April 24, 2017