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greaseman

A greaseman is a guy that can get you in. Also a guy that can make things happen smoothly.
In the movie "Ocean's Eleven", Yen was a 95 pound "little chinese guy", who worked as an acrobat in a Las Vegas show. He was so flexible that he could fold in half and fit in a very small tube in a portable safe. At the time of the robbery this is how he got into the vault of the casino. He got in, and therefore they called him the greaseman.
by Rick Ellis October 19, 2007
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Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease
Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"

Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"
by BillyDaYak September 2, 2018
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Greased Weasel

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.
Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!
by chachachachachooddee June 1, 2016
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greasemastrr

a man who loves grease and likes to stick his head in mcdonalds grease pots. sometimes associated with mastrr max, although they are not the same
Person 1: Richard Dickinson is a greasemastrr bro, he keeps smoking crack in the back alley of McDonalds and then he goes in just to stick his head in those pots.

Person 2: That's strange, keep an eye on him.
by Richard Dickinson December 3, 2020
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Getting his Weasel Greased

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet
Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
by Miguele March 28, 2017
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Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy
"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.
by marmar216 May 19, 2009
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Greased Eagle

A fart that is expelled while one is lying down on one's back with legs in the air and spread open (spread eagle), accompanied by a fine mist of watery fecal matter.
While she was blowing me on my bed, I pulled back my legs and let a greased eagle fly.
by Aloysius Von Fartspray June 15, 2011
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