Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 9, 2017

Gratuitous breast grab

An opportunity moment for a casual cupping of a breast - often catching the owner by pleasant surprise

“Shaznee was making tea in the kitchen so I took a gratuitous breast grab”

“I love Elise so much that I often take a gratuitous breast grab”

by The Gold Miner December 12, 2017

gratuitous violence

Fighting over how much to tip the waiter/waitress. Also fighting between servers over the tip itself.

"Lunch went well, except for the decision on how much to tip, which erupted into gratuitous violence."

by onasphere August 16, 2009

gratuitous intensive

Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.

Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2012

Gratuitous Fett

Elevation to demigod status of a minor, insignificant character in a movie or series.

"Hey man, what do you think of that show Agents of Shield?"
"I think it's cool, but there's too much gratuitous Fett going on with Coulson."

by Fraq May 20, 2014

Gratuitism

n.
Discrimination or prejudice based on the empirical probability of a waiter, server, or pizza guy being stiffed (not tipped) by someone from a specific group of people.

Billy Bob:"Aww man, I just got a ANOTHER table of Canadians!"
Joan:"Thats boarderline gratuitism, Bob!"
Billy Bob:"Do you work for tips?"
Joan:"No-"
Billy Bob:"Then STFU."

by Lajksdgbiu April 8, 2009

gratuitits

When the amount of breasts that's pouring out of a girls top is more than can be consumed by the eyes.

Holy shit, look at that blonde; just gratuitits.

No doubt, that shirt Jen was wearing was gratuitits.

by Desertdog13F August 8, 2010