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tall grasser

A term used to describe a girl you would have sex with but don't want anyone to know you did the dirty with. She is usually not never attractive but easy and desperate. So are you if you do her. I heard this term from a farm exchange worker from Australia about 15 years ago.
On the bus trip I had a good time with a tall grasser.
by Joey Melrose December 18, 2007
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Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

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Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.
by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018
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grassless

A symptom that occurs to all gacha players who's never touch grass in their life. They also will never ever get bitches in their life.
Bro, is he playing Genshin Impact again?

He is grassless, let him be
by extremecummer69 December 23, 2022
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grasser

A word you call someone who has told of you to an elder or peer body.
"Yeah man, that dickweed is a right grasser I swear, keep clear of 'im"
--OR--
"Hey ButtMunch! Why you go grassin' my ass in?" **SMACK**
by Dan Rayson May 13, 2005
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Grossler

Someone who talks poorly about you in a toxic manner, usually in a public place where someone could possibly hear them.
“Elle is such a grossler, she was talking about me with Eliza in the bathroom
by Littlereader585 May 7, 2021
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Full Grassley

A "full Grassley" is when you're ass-raped and then he tries to force you to suck him off afterwards.

Named after Chuck Grassley, Chairman of the (US) Senate Judiciary Committee in 2016/2017, after his Constitution-bending 180 with Supreme Court Judge nominees Merrick Garland and Neil Gorsuch.
He's a complete douche-bag. He tried to do a full Grassley on her.
by Publius X February 21, 2017
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Grassley-eyed

To be in an position of power and yet completely ignore the common courtesies of social interactions. This is especially prominent among WASP cis males in the Republican Party.

Example: when Sen Chuck Grassley failed to introduce Mrs. Christine Blasey Ford during the Kavenaugh hearings.
My date was a grassley-eyed jerk! He interrupted me by first saying "let me not interrupt you" and then don't bother introducing me to his friends at the party
by youcanbytemyascii September 28, 2018
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