The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.
In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.
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Get the Self gratification mug.Abstract noun: To be Grossified is to be at the epitome point of repulsion in other words you would sooner chop off your penis or spoon out your womb than be near this person who has "grossified" You.
This grossification process is post a "thing" with someone when you realise FUCKMEE THEY ARE FAAAAKING UGLY.
This grossification process is post a "thing" with someone when you realise FUCKMEE THEY ARE FAAAAKING UGLY.
girl#1:Oh yeah you know that boy i liked
girl#2:yeaah.
girl#1well I AM SOOO GOING THROUGH THE GROSSIFICATION
girl#2:SHIT!
girl#2:yeaah.
girl#1well I AM SOOO GOING THROUGH THE GROSSIFICATION
girl#2:SHIT!
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