grandma

A person who looks and acts older than they should.

Why is she wearing sweat pants and reading "The Six Stages Of Menopause"? She is such a grandma, yet she's only 16!

by Elton April 8, 2003

grandma

1. Who your kids have spent 95% of their life with
2. who ya kids live with
3. 30 year old woman whos 15 year old daughter/son has a baby
4. the one we call big mama

Mother: okay im going to leave you at Grandma house
Child: see you next week mommy

Man:Hey young lady is that your son
Woman carying a 2 year old: no this my grandbaby

by Akaya December 28, 2005

grandma

grandma: a grand ma/ a great mom

i have a grandma

by definition_master123 July 17, 2016

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005

grandma

Code name for marijuana, used by whitey.

Come over and watch tv with us tonight, grandma will be visiting!

by pables64 January 14, 2008

grandma

slow, lethargic, laggy

man... that shiet's grandma

by 9.6+ May 14, 2005

grandma

(interjection) Used in exasperation, boredom, happiness, or surprise.

Example: OH MY GRANDMA!

by Grandson November 8, 2004