Jon Gosselin

who cares?

Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!

Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?

by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009

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kate gosselin

Mother of the reverse mullet and eight kids.

The only thing wackier than Kate Gosselin's family situation is her hairdo.

by rainbowfish June 3, 2010

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pulling a gosselin

When you're fed up with yo bitch and not going to take it no mo.

She ate my last poptart, cussed me out in wal-mart, would only suck me off on my birthday, and neutered my dog, so I'm pulling a gosselin on her ass.

by AUOtto July 24, 2009

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Naula Gosselin

One sexy bitch who has pale skin and blonde hair. Her eyes are hella pretty and they are able to be looked into forever if you havent met a Naula Gosselin yet do so C:

that girls a hella Naula Gosselin

by Lynn123456789 January 1, 2012

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A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017

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