grofflin

The ship name for the actors Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jonathon Grofff

Omg! Did you see the GROFFLIN kiss?!

by Groffsauce October 19, 2017

Cameron Goff

Some guy that sucks ass at tenor and tries to be something he's not and sam sucks also tries to be like mr m

Person 1: Cameron sucks at tenor like sam sucks at trumpet

Person 2: Yeah I know what a Cameron Goff

by Samsuxxxx March 15, 2017

Jonathan Groff

American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.

Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world

by AnnaMarie Riberio December 13, 2007

groffgasm

To have an orgasm brought on by Jonathan Groff.

While watching Spring Awakening, I had a groffgasm

by L-Swizzle November 2, 2010

goff

A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.

Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'

by Wynter June 28, 2005

Goyff

A phrase commonly used to tell somebody to get on their fucking face. The person performing the goyff will achieve excellence if they scream then immediately extend their legs in a 90 degree angle while having their face completely on the ground.

Ben: Oh shit here he comes
Josh: Oh shit you’re right
Brandon: GOYFF
Ben and Josh: AHHHHHHH
Brandon: RESPECT ME

by Sigmoid Rothenberg December 15, 2019

Goffa

A person who looks like a spud or emulates the behaviour of a spud 🥔

*Enters potato faced person*
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’

by Plazzi May 9, 2020