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the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
the gordon ramsey by Baddies007 February 22, 2018

Gordon Ramsey

A mean old chef. He curses a lot. His most famous quote is, "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!"
Gordon Ramsey by ededdd July 21, 2020

The Gordon Ramsey Effect 

When you think when you did or are doing something you are doing a great job. But in actuality you are terrible at it.
The Gordon Ramsey Effect is when you think your great at something but your bad at it. Here is a a sentence describing it: “I thought when I sang I was great at it. But my instructor said I was trash...”

The Gordon Ramsey

Setting a person on fire for bad cooking
The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".

Gordon Ramsey

An English, foul-mouthed cook who can't stand still.
MAN: Hey, are you Gordon Ramsey?
GORDON RAMSEY: Yes.
MAN: Go away!
Gordon Ramsey by Dillypogo April 2, 2009

Gordon Ramsey

The urge to have food during sex. While naked the Male stands up and starts throwing objects around the room yelling asking and demanding for food most often lamb chops. If the female does not get the lamb chops the male is to grab the female and throw at the wall.
Mate 1: “How was thy date with my sister you lucky fuck?"

Mate 2: "great man! I pulled a "Gordon

Ramsey" I got Hungry half way through sex and wanted lamb chops, she said she couldn’t make them so I threw that stupid queer at the wall!"
Mate 3: wow you pulled a Gordon Ramsey?