goose egg

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol

by lisa February 21, 2004

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The shape of the bottom of a woman's bikini/underwear when they have a large poon. Much like a camel toe, but smooth instead of indented.

That chick sure has a fat noonie. It looks like she's smuggling a goose egg.

by Siggidy June 24, 2007

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Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

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A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.

"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"

by Loumus July 24, 2008

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I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

by tdlm December 08, 2008

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When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina

Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life

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When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.

Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man

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