goose egg

nothing; use with aim

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol

by lisa February 21, 2004

goose egg

The shape of the bottom of a woman's bikini/underwear when they have a large poon. Much like a camel toe, but smooth instead of indented.

That chick sure has a fat noonie. It looks like she's smuggling a goose egg.

by Siggidy July 24, 2007

Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Goose Egg

A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.

"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"

by Loumus August 20, 2008

Goose Eggs

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

by tdlm December 17, 2008

Goose Egg

When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina

Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life

by Dukey Ceo of Treehousegang November 3, 2010

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 3, 2021