Roger Goodell is by far the worst commissioner the NFL has ever seen. Mr.Goodell is the reason the NFL is now called the NoFunLeague (even the NFL Network analyst have recognized)
Roger Goodell is a Patriots fan and suspends player for no reason and when their is reason he will suspend a player that made a big hit for 8 games but if someone killed a man he only has to pay a "large" fine of $12,390.01
Mr.Goodell rules are "for the saftey of players" and now players can only make slow slug like tackles and if a hit is too good or hard the player that made the hit is ejected
Roger Goodell hates the New Orleans Saints. He bans goal post dunking bc it cost $400 a year to repaint the goal post, and goal post dunking was former Saints tight end Jimmy Graham's celebration bc of his basketball background. (This rule was put into place while Jimmy Graham was part of the Saints)He suspends the Saints head coach for a yr ( the biggest suspension ever)and a couple players for 2,4,and 8 weeks for bounty(paying players to hurt opposing teams players)but the Patriots cheat their way into the SUPERBOWL and no worry they only pay a one million dollar fine.
Mr.Goodell is the perfect example of what not to do when you become commissioner
Roger Goodell is a Patriots fan and suspends player for no reason and when their is reason he will suspend a player that made a big hit for 8 games but if someone killed a man he only has to pay a "large" fine of $12,390.01
Mr.Goodell rules are "for the saftey of players" and now players can only make slow slug like tackles and if a hit is too good or hard the player that made the hit is ejected
Roger Goodell hates the New Orleans Saints. He bans goal post dunking bc it cost $400 a year to repaint the goal post, and goal post dunking was former Saints tight end Jimmy Graham's celebration bc of his basketball background. (This rule was put into place while Jimmy Graham was part of the Saints)He suspends the Saints head coach for a yr ( the biggest suspension ever)and a couple players for 2,4,and 8 weeks for bounty(paying players to hurt opposing teams players)but the Patriots cheat their way into the SUPERBOWL and no worry they only pay a one million dollar fine.
Mr.Goodell is the perfect example of what not to do when you become commissioner
Roger Goodell gets booed onto the stage during the draft because nobody likes him except the Patriots fans in the back
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Always keep ya' mouth shut and never rat on ya' friends-
Jimmy a.k.a. Robert De Niro
(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Tommy, questioning Henry about his comedic talents
Jimmy a.k.a. Robert De Niro
(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Tommy, questioning Henry about his comedic talents
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