Doing a Gono

Turning up late to a sports team training session to skip the cardio intensive warmup.

‘Oh Phil is doing a Gono, rocking up after we do the warm up sprints’

by Phil’s Soul Patch April 6, 2021

gonokakakhackus

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets

Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!

by Rambozo the Clown December 2, 2013

gonorrea

Disease. In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like pirobo, garbimba, malparido, etc

Your boyfriend hit you? What a gonorrea. That gonorrea stole my bus fare

by pimpollo July 16, 2007

Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

by Skelwor December 9, 2009

Gonoo

The lazy mixture of the words "going" and "to".
Mainly used in Northern England.

This replaces the US version of "gonna"

Mother - "Lucy, I've asked you twice to do the dishes!"

Lucy - "Mum, I said I'm gonoo! GOD!"

by Muse_Fiona August 1, 2008

gonoherpasyphilaids

A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.

"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"

by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009

GonorRhianna

That chick Chris Brown beat up for giving him STDs...

I can't believe GonorRhianna didn't hit that nigga back.

by JesusAlmightyOfSpringfieldOman October 12, 2011