David Goggins

Hardest mother fucker in the world.

He's a retired navy seal, ultra marathon runner, athlete, public speaker and also a writer.his famous book" Can't hurt me".
He is famous for his motivational talk with not just words but through actions.

David goggins is the type of guy who gives his teacher home work.
Goggins favourite hobbies include
1. Going for a jog in a thunderstorm.
2. Swimming in freeing cold water.
3. Tying himself up and drowning in a lake.

Person1: hey man I don't feel like going for a run.
David Goggins: put your shoes on man, don't get poopy pants on me!
Person 1: I wanna take a day off.
David goggins: Merry Christmas mother fucker!!

by Abducted_by_aliens August 16, 2022

Goggins

Based on Celebrity Navy Seal David Goggins, this expression is used to describe someone who does a task in such an extreme matter, regardless of the pain and suffering, because they are just that awesome/hardcore/committed to being the most badass motherfuckers on the planet.

"Dude how was the training this morning?"
"Man... I went Goggins and trained HAM for 4 hours strait."

"Let's sign up to this 50Mile Marathon tomorrow"
"We never running before... we going Goggins?"
"Hell ya!"

by jaycraycray November 12, 2018

Golfin' em

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.

Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.

by DFH66 February 27, 2013

Goldilocked

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014

Goggins’ effect

The retired Navy SEAL, ultra marathon, public speaker and author David Goggins’ effect to empower people. The effect causes people to push themselves to the extreme and to break physical barriers and challenges. Often used with quotes from him such as, “They don’t know me son” and “Who’s going to carry the boats”

“I heard Dave started running”
“Yea, he just ran his first ultramarathon last week.”
“Must be the Goggins’ effect”

by PunctualPanda June 24, 2023

Golgotha Shocker

What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.

The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.

by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014