Gobsmacked

An expression given when Donald Trump speaks

Donald Trump's comments on diet coke left me gobsmacked!

by The Crazy Dancer May 7, 2016

Bogsmacked

An expression of astonishment to be used by women who, while attending a busy event and nature calls, walk into a public toilet to find no queue ahead and a cubicle open.

Lady 1 "I was rocking at the concert last night and you won't believe what happened?"
Lady 2 "Tell me tell me."
Lady 1 "There was no queue in loo and I just walked straight into a cubicle. I was totally bogsmacked, that never happens!".
Lady 2 "No way!.

by leilawurm December 12, 2014

gobsmacker

A stupid word that was made up whilst playing a game of "Catchphrase". The contestant was adamant it was a word, the quiz-master didn't think so and said no. The contestant then went into a massive sulk over it and still believes it is a word to this day.

You're a gobsmacker

by Not getting Involved August 7, 2009

gobsmacked

To be kissed without having a say in the matter.

Did you hear Peter gobsmacked me last night? The only was he was ever going to get his lips on me.

by nvidic June 25, 2009

Gobsmacked

Similar to a lemon party, this sexual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy boobs that is getting her 'gobs smacked' by a younger male.

Much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat's boobs however he likes
It is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy boobs to smack a young male's gob or other parts of his body.

Male: Dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!

Old lady: Oh darling you wouldn't believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!

by Bobetta Bobbington May 11, 2011

Gopsmacked

What you feel when the GOP has just screwed you again

The John Boehner "led" GOP gopsmacked the middle class today by blocking the bill that prevents the Payroll Tax from rising after January 1st, adding an estimate $1,000 annual tax burden to 160 Million Americans, many of them Republicans, after proclaiming ad nauseum "reducing Taxes for the Wealthy" for 2 years.

by whatsamatta_u December 26, 2011

GOPsmacked

Voting the party line despite clash with personal values, ethics, or rational thought.

I gave up trying to confuse her with the facts when I realized she was well and truly GOPsmacked.

by JazzMeaner November 3, 2016