Gobblekaze

The person (or people) who go crazy during Black friday sales.

Dude, the Gobblekaze pushed me to get to the shows!

by JewTaco December 26, 2010

Gobblecaust

Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.

"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"

"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."

"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"

by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012

Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it

Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.

by David Misell January 12, 2009

Gobbleganger

when your girlfriend's sister looks exactly like her, and she blows everybody in the room, on Thanksgiving, she is defined as a gobbleganger.

Man I'll tell you what, last year on Thanksgiving, I was with my girlfriend at her house,and you know I would have never thought,but, she had a gobbleganger!

by Flappyfibs October 5, 2021

Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.

Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk

by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

gobblesmack

The overwhelming feeling you get when you realised you messed up.

"OH GOBBLESMACK I FORGOT MY WALLET"

by el.mingo June 8, 2020

gabblejacking

A circle of men pleasuring each other sexual with hands, whilst simultaneously maintaining casual conversation.

Hey Tom. John, myself and a few other co workers were totally gabblejacking about the days earnings

by swamptemle January 1, 2015