Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

de-goonification

To remove any display or hint of goon like behaviour from ones sight, life, social network site etc
If you ever think after you've posted something on facebook "hmmm that was a bit goonish of me" then you need be worried about being involved in de-goonification.

I was looking through my news feed and some people's statuses have really made me consider starting a de-goonification process on my page

by Goonette23 March 13, 2011

Gayification

The process by which something (usually a noun) that was previously not gay, becomes gay. This usually occurs by extensive exposure to gayness.

Dude, Joe must have went through some serious gayification recently. He wants to go to a gay bar tonight, and he never normally would have.

by steelbackguy May 21, 2011

gookification

The process of becoming gookified. Or, the process of transmogrifying of a person or object into a gook. Any process that transforms a non-Asian entity into one that is quintessentially Asian, especially Korean.
See gook for more information.

That guy took a perfectly good dish of rice and gookified it.

That Honda has been subject to an extreme gookification. See all the stickers and unnecessary add-ons?

Man, ever since Dave has been watching Anime, he's undergone a grade-A gookification.

by MojoXN September 12, 2006

Ghostification

When your electronic device vibrates or gives a notification sound, but you have no notifications.

I heard my phone vibrate, but when I picked it up, there weren't any notifications. It must have been a ghostification.

by Cbevino28 April 14, 2017

ghostification

n. A notification on Facebook from a comment or post that was deleted before you could see it.

Look! Seven notifications! I'm so cool.

Nahh, dude, those're just ghostifications. No one wants to publicly care about you. Bummer

by MarcFuller June 21, 2010