goatfuck 

Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)

see above..

goatfuck by Medium Tone December 3, 2003

goatfuck 

The offspring of a hick and a sex offender.

Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.

goatfuck by Saint Jimmy April 14, 2005

goatfuck 

Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also yemeni cluster goatfuck.

Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?! YMBK! What a goatfuck!

I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.

goatfuck by anjali666 January 26, 2008

yemeni cluster goatfuck 

1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.

Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.

It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.

yemeni cluster goatfuck by anjali666 January 26, 2008

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations

...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Goatfucked 

previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.

goat + fucked

the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.

literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.

reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."

Goatfucked by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012

goatsuck 

The scapegoat of a group of people. One who is lame, annoying, and makes unwanted social commentary.

Charlie is a goatsuck.

goatsuck by TheDictionDude February 26, 2007