Goals

What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes

Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"

by elyxium June 3, 2015

goals

targets you want to reach in relationships, life, ect.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are goals

by theRealGoatiee May 27, 2015

Goals

What every white girl says when they see any couple online or in public.

Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"

by Frisk Dreemurr May 12, 2016

goals

sensual
loving
intimate
mature
trustful
humorous
orgasmic
funky
natural

goals

by Krkič November 27, 2019

Goals

When two things go together well or you wish you could be like them.

Gab and Rayna are friendship goals

by Invisxble October 9, 2016

On goals

When you try to explain to your mom what "on fleek" mean and "goals" so she says, "So I am on goals?"

"Wow Taylor, you are literally on goals."

by grungeXstylist May 31, 2015

Goal

Male's Definition: Any orifice on the female body.

Dats my goal right there....

by pixelatedcookie July 18, 2014