glossie

1. Noun.

Short form of glossoprostitute

Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)

cf. prossie

One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.

Since the boob job, Caty had lost her girl-next-door charm and became just another glossie.

by Lugh Summerson May 19, 2014

Glossy

Refers to a mix of gone and lost. Its where your eyes are very watery and a little bit red. As well as being some what blazed and or tipsy.

After enjoying some Panama Red Tom became very glossy.

by 504soldjah September 26, 2011

Glossy

An adjective describing the intelligence of an individual. Typically used for describing a moron or idiot who messes everything up.

Oh my god, he's such a Glossy!

by 4546B August 08, 2021

Glossy

A Female/Male who thinks they are cool, but really isn't...

"Look at the glossy ass female, thinkin she's tight..."

by Chelsey June 04, 2004

glossy taco

you came here from simply nailogical, you're a good person.

damn what glossy taco are you using? that holo tho.

by savcabbage July 17, 2017

Glossy taco

A glossy top coat

Check that shit out on simply nailogical become a holosexual
How do you not know what a glossy taco is

by A holosexual July 17, 2017

Glossy Taco

Cristine from the YouTube channel "Simply Nailogical" uses this term when she's about to apply a "Glossy topcoat" onto her nail. When her channel first started, she used to say "Glossy topcoat" but as time progressed, it slowly molded "glossy taco" taco resembling top coat.

I suppose you don't have to put on a glossy taco you could leave it a little textured, but you know me girl, I'm all about that glossy taco. Do me a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary that's NOT the definition I mean someone please update that!

by CowSovereign July 16, 2017