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glittercrack

a metaphoric substance that makes you all happy and giddy inside. when you say or do something stupid, you can blame it on the GLITTERCRACK
Richard: wow i just tripped down a flight of stairs last night when i was drunk
Barbara: BOYYY it wasnt the stairs. you were on GLITTERCRACK
by Zippidy Do Da June 30, 2008
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...glitteradds

...glitteradds is a Greek fan page ! We love her videos ! She is super cool . Go follow her now and if you hate her just leave us alone ( she is kind )
...glitteradds we love you ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
by User1735289558 October 11, 2021
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glittery toothbrush

Glittery toothbrush is a game mainly used for gay guys.
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game
Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)
by Mrs.Duck August 16, 2006
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Glitterfaced

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.
It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.
by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010
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Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!
by usedQtip April 20, 2011
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Glittery hoo-hoo

1. A popular term used on certain Internet message boards for the soap opera Days of Our Lives. It refers to certain female characters who are regarded as saintly and the most desirable women in the town of Salem (where the show is set). Often, such characters are obviously not desirable by fans' standards and are, indeed, quite whorish or evil. Male characters are often blinded to these faults by the women's apparent saintliness (the glittery hoo-hoo) and are reduced to slobbering morons.
2. a term used for female characters on any other soap opera possessing the qualities of the glittery hoo-hoo.

*Glittery hoo-hoo is often abbreviated as GHH. GHH is a genetic condition that is passed from parent to offspring. Its effects in combination with the Filthy Dirty Whore, or FDH, gene are not fully known, but are being studied extensively.
Why is everyone so in love with Belle? Because she has a glittery hoo-hoo, of course!
by BoredomRocks April 12, 2006
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Glitterachi

Can I tickle your glitterachi tonight?
by Paige Diamond August 30, 2010
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