girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

by greg jameson October 9, 2008

Girthpods

The name given to unofficial Apple AirPod replicas which are easily identified by their significantly more rotund stem

‘Damn that guys rocking some girthy-ass pods’

‘My new girthpods make everything sound like its from a 1980s cassette player #retro’

by Roseafficianado June 24, 2019

girthiosity

Girthiosity is the deep curiosity someone has in regards to a man’s penis circumference or “thickness”. Girthiosity is a much stronger sense of wonder than its close counterpart “Curiosity”.

“My Girthiosity is out of control. I just have to know how thick it is.”

“I believe you have a lot of girthiosity.”

“That’s called girthiosity I think.”

by TopN0tch_xx November 28, 2020

Girthic

Have properties of or pertaining to girth. Mainly used when talking about someone who is large.

Did you hear Derek has a girl friend? Man she is girthic!

by N. Steve February 18, 2010

girthily

throwing a lime really fast at someone’s nose

my sister threw a lime girthily at me.

by mommygremlin December 13, 2020

girthcotta

a slur

you're such a girthcotta
you girthcotta!
eat your ricotta you girthcotta.

by cmrboy26 February 27, 2023

Girthologist

One who can tell the thickness immediately looking at something.

I was fortunate to go to school and got my certificate as a Girthologist.

by ChiefEly July 6, 2023