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Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well
by Munch919 October 22, 2015
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Girthy

That is one GIRTHY cock!
by Thicccydiccy December 19, 2017
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gritchy

-- The frog had a back that looked like a crumpet, pocked with little holes where it incubated its tadpoles. I wanted to scratch that crumpet-back with my fingernails, it was gritchy looking.
-- Her tooth grinding made a gritchy sound.

-- The broken bone was healing nicely, but not being able to scratch inside the plaster-of-paris cast was gritchy.

-- It gritched me out to listen to her lisping french accent.
-- Wearing a wooly sweater covered in burrs was gritchy enough, but he was also scraping his fingernails across the blackboard.

-- Tearing down a motorcycle, and putting it back together, only to find you've got one mystery-part left over gives you that gritchy anxiety you feel in your solar plexus, but worse.
-- Baby's cradle-cap looked like bark, and its eyelids were pinky-red like it suffered from some kind of gritchy vitamin deficiency.
by wclay August 25, 2009
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Girthy Nipples

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.
Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!
by Gingergasm December 18, 2010
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gitchy

(adj) to be romantic in a cute manner
Ex. His gift, a compilation cd of their favorite songs, to her was gitchy.
by Fitz Bailey July 30, 2008
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gritchy

Combination of being grouchy and bitchy at the same time.
Damn man, my wife really gets gritchy around the holidays. Let's go to the bar.
by WhRa December 18, 2008
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Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.
by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009
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