gambling

when your not sure if you have to fart or shit and you take the chance any way thats what gambling is all about

doug gambled and lost and shit his pants insted of letting out some harmless gas

by joe brown pimp king May 4, 2005

Grumblin' Sealion

Screwing a fat woman with facial whiskers from behind and making her squeal like a sealion.

Jake won $50 after a Grumblin' Sealion experimentation.

by Squeakles December 3, 2011

Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk

Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.

by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011

Gambling

1. An improvident activity in which winning gleefully proceeds losing. 2. The saddled process of chasing one's loses or blowing one's winnings. 3. Chinese finger cuffs. 4. An insatiable itch erroneously believed to be satisfied by scratching. 5. The willingness to ask Chance for Certainty.

Horse race betting, casinos, sports betting etc, are all forms of gambling. There are many more of course, all which basically get the same results.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

Grambling

When your parent keeps talking after you said "Okay."

Parent: "You always on that damn phone! Never cleaning this damn room!"
You: Okayyy. *Thinking here comes that grambling shit*
Parent: "AND you always leave all them damn dishes in the sink!" (1 dish)

by Loltrymehbih November 4, 2016

Gambling and Losing

The act of breaking wind or farting and accidentally shitting your pants.

Honey, I've never heard your fart before. Well, I'm not in the habit of gambling and losing.

by Mikey J. January 6, 2008

gambling

Giving money to native americans.

Stop gambling they already have enough money.

by imanassel August 23, 2011