Rolling Ghettos

Affectionate term for Rolling Meadows, Illinois, frequently used by citizens of Elk Grove. Note that the word ghettos is only used because it somewhat rhymes with meadows.

Joe: Hey you guys wanna go over to that party in Rolling Ghettos?
Bob: Sure, but why do you call it Rolling Ghettos?
Joe: ...I don't know

by Krapes October 27, 2008

Ghettosburg

A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.

Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"

Me: "Ghettosburg?"

Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."

Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"

Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."

Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"

by Tinted Windows August 10, 2012

ghettospeed internet

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

ghettosaur

Someone who has lived in the hood for so long that they are likened to be a dinosaur of the ghetto.

One kid to another: "Who's that crazy old cracker pushing the cart?"
Other kid: "Old Bob? Dude, that guy is a ghettosaur!"

by idiotboxradio May 20, 2006

ghettostomp

v.- to utterly annihilate

The United States ghettostomped the Iraqi Republican guard.

by Nick Rex May 18, 2005

ghettosauce

something so awesomely ghetto it can not be described by awesome alone.

Girl 1- do you see that womans hair over there?
Girl 2- hell yeah, that is so ghettosauce.

Guy 1- we ran out of cups for breakfast so we used the 40's from last night.
Guy 2- yall are so ghettosauce

by chikkachikkayeah December 28, 2009

ghettosance man

man well versed in many hustles.

Yea I heard. J.R. play pro ball, got a 9 to 5, and he can cut hair. Ol' boy on his grind all the time. That's a real ghettosance man. Everytime you call him, he don't pick up. He on the burner phone.

by halfietaffy March 25, 2013