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GerIta

A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.
P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*
by .•*please kill me*•. June 11, 2018
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Gerbil Hider

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.
He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.
by llcalejr April 29, 2019
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Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party
That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012
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garbitch

Any garbage can full of bitches. A dumpster where bitches are dropped in. Anyone that is so bitchy they've deemed themselves worthless like garbage.
That tall, flat-chested blonde is such a bitch. She turns her back to people when they try and talk to her with her nose stuck up high. She makes a point to walk the other way if she sees someone "inferior" walking towards her in a hallway. It is regrettable for anyone meeting someone like that. What a piece of garbitch. People like that belong in the garbitch.
by BHart July 15, 2011
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garbitch

Someone who is human garbage and also a bitch at the same time.
KEEMSTAR: Ethan, you are garbitch. GAR-BITCH!
by monkeymonger May 21, 2020
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gerbil circus

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.
firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
by dick dykstra March 23, 2011
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night gerbil

A word used for a person of african descent.....nigger
Black guy: Help a brotha!!!

KKK: Catch that damn night gerbil!!!
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