GERBILS

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Person #1 : hey, are you ready for this?
Person#2 : yea man, forget HAM, I'm going GERBILS!

by BlueSapphire July 19, 2016

gerbiling

gerbilling is the act of gay men shoving gerbils up the ass for enjoyment

the brown gerbil says to the white gerbil are you new in town?

Because the white gerbil hasent been shoved up a guys ass yet

by XL_DEATHSTAR February 2, 2005

Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.

Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

gerbilling

(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.

Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are

>>>anonymous<<<

Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

gerbilling

the act of stuffing a live gerbil up one's rear-end for sexual pleasure. Usually used with homosexual males

He guy, do you want to go gerbilling tonight?

by Joel Trick January 9, 2003

Gerbilsquirts

Noun

1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.

"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

gerbilling

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass

dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass

by ryan November 17, 2006