Gerbilling 

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

Gerbilling by Jebus November 17, 2006

reverse gerbilling 

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.

When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.

reverse gerbilling by scodder May 17, 2010

grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

gerbilizing 

Gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:

- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe

One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.

It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.

-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.

--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..

-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.

--Dude..

gerbilizing by Teve Torbes March 7, 2008

grilling 

To insult someone harshly and consistently, synonymous with roasting

"Shut up Timmy, you fat, ogre lookin, nerd"
"Damn Ryan, easy with the propane, you're straight grilling him"

grilling by bigdickswinger January 30, 2017

grilling 

To continuously stare at someone, giving an impression of disliking.

That girl is grilling at us, let's grill her back.

grilling by msyu February 8, 2004

Grilling 

To interrogate someone.

"My ma was totally grilling me this morning. She found my smokes."
"Shiiiit man!"

Grilling by Frantelle Water March 16, 2010