Gerbilectomy

The removal process, when prescribed my a physician

Guy 1: Hey man how did your weekend go.
Guy 2: Not so good man, passed out at the frat house and ended up getting a Gerbilectomy the next day!

by JesterMP January 8, 2009

Gerbileus

An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.

Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".

Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.

by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011

gerbile

an asshole,or any other insult you'd like. Has nothing to do with gerbil.

Amber is SUCH a gerbile!

by Amanda and Stephanie April 22, 2005

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

gerbiler

When a man with a small penis inserts a legless hairless gerbil into his rectum for enjoyment.

Charles is a gerbiler, Lew likes to help him.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Gerbled

Gerbled Pronounced: Ger Bald

The sound that a very wet fart makes that is one step away from dribbling down your leg.

Holy Krap! I just gerbled a bit...

fart toot wet fart gerbling sloppy

by wolfgang239 January 17, 2011

Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025