Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008

gerbil

the opposite of cougars. when a younger girl likes an older guy.

"hey look at that chick over there. shes totally checking you out."
"she must be like 15! she is such a gerbil."

by colobumo August 26, 2009

Gerbil

n. Term originating from Saturday Night Live meaning the opposite of a cougar; a younger girl who likes older men the way an older woman (cougar) likes younger men

Bartender: Here you go, two shots of tequila.
Andy: We didn't order these.
Bartender: They're from the two ladies over there.
(Points to two 10 year old girls)
Andy: Dude, nice! Thank you, ladies.
Bartender: Watchout, they're gerbils.
Andy: Gerbils?
Bartender: Yeah, The opposite of cougars.

by imissedwoodstocktwice April 14, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar.

Watch out they're Gerbils.

by speed123400 April 12, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. First defined on SNL.

Woman(24 years old) to Man(45 year old): "Wanna go to my place?"

Man to Woman: " Gerbil?" :)

by Stingray547 June 07, 2009

gerbiler

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube

james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.

by mr. chinook April 28, 2011

Gerbil

A younger woman who likes older men. Opposite of Cougar.

She only goes after 30 year old men. She is such a gerbil.

by Beretta April 11, 2009