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geocaching 

Wasting time and energy looking for a worthless container. Wondering around like an idiot in public. Looking like a creepy stalker around businesses. An easy way to get a Darwin Award.
Today, I fell off a bridge while geocaching. I tried to grab a pill bottle just out of reach, fell 100 ft, landed on some hard rocks, and got a compound fracture in my tibia. There was nothing valuable in the pill bottle. It had no map to a treasure chest full of gold coins. It just had a water-soaked rite-in-the-rain log I couldn't even sign. Kind of stupid, huh? I just realized no one gives a crap about my accomplishments; my wife and kids want me to quit because it ruins their vacations. All my friends and family wish I'd stop bragging about the 5/5 cache I found in a wasps' nest 1000 ft up in California Redwood tree.
geocaching by Felis_Catus_Lover December 5, 2024
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Geocaching (v.): 

1. A sport where one uses expensive global positioning technology to locate useless
dollar store items in remote locations of the planet.
I went to Wal~Mart and bought a brand new $200.00 GPS receiver just so I could go Geocaching and get myself a smiley on geocaching.com!

Geococking

When you use a GPS tracking app to map your run or bike ride and you accidentally draw a cock with your route.
Ha! I've accidentally drawn a cock with my map my run! Geococking at its best.
Geococking by Peggyatthestar February 10, 2015

Geocrashing 

When you injure yourself while geocaching in a precarious location.
Whendi went geocrashing down a hill trying to find a cache in Portland, in white pants.
Geocrashing by corman84 February 19, 2013

Geogashing 

Similar to the childhood pursuit of Geocaching. where one searches for hidden "caches" of treasure. Geogashers are given the rough location of a brothel and have to find its contents, the "gash". A brothel hunt.
After ten pints and two lines, Dan gave Sean the mysterious Geogashing directions, so he could empty his sack.
Geogashing by BratfudReally April 1, 2022

geocashing 

A social media game where participants decipher clues in order to locate hidden cash, usually in the form of currency. A riff on geocaching. As made popular by the #hiddencash game which originated in San Franciso, CA in May of 2014.
I am going geocashing for hidden cash around town once the new clues have been tweeted.
geocashing by omnibrarian June 6, 2014

Geocrashing 

The use of GPS technology and GPS co-ordinates to identify a suitable location for an overnight stay whilst backpacking or on a geocaching trail.
George and Jane enjoyed Geocrashing the farmer's hayloft whilst out on a cache hunt.
Geocrashing by DanEskdale February 24, 2013