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A person named garrett that is gay making the name gay-rett. This kind of person is often affiliated with retardation as there iq is about 10 and the brain is small just like their penis. Gayretts penis size averages to about 1 millimeter and often times can be inverted. Gayrett does not know anything he doesn't even know how to spell trivago. The last thing that you can identify a gayrett by is that they or he often jerks off to family photos and he has anger problems sometimes he will cuss you out saying "fuck" at least 15 times and he sounds really funny and it's easy to laugh at. He always tries to outsmart people but it never works out because he's too fucking retarded he also pronounces names and words with a 5-10 second holdback like ma Xxxxxxxxxx
That is the gay retard that we know today as gayrett
1. That's so gayrett
2. How do u spell trivago?
3. Why is gayrett such a little snitch on me for playing my PlayStation
4.Gayrett says he carried me on rocket league or some bullshit

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth 

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant
*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*
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Gayber.

Gayber is mostly used when someone is acting gay.
Like Justin Bieber. -->> Gayber.
Guy says; i watched the new Twilight move
Answer; damn that's gayber.

Guy says; we ran naked in our garden, me and my friend when we we're 11.
Answer; gayber.

Guy says; i like justin bieber
Answer; You mean the little 7 year old girl Justin(e) Gayber?
Gayber by Wackotacko July 7, 2010
a. when one who is gay decides to present his/her new beau to the world.

b. when one who is gay decides to come out of the closet to his/her friends.
Neil Patrick Harris made his gaybut last night with his adorable new boyfriend. They were quite the couple!
gaybut by kds818 October 7, 2009
"estoy suelta como gabete"

I am as loose as a shoe lace
Gabete by Xiomar October 23, 2008

gayber sex 

The act of sexual conversation on the world wide interweb between two members of the homosexual persuasion.
Hey, look at those two homosexuals, whose sexual decisions we accept, engaging in gayber sex.
gayber sex by Nohn Jewhouse July 23, 2008
Why you cryin? You're such a Gaybe
Gaybe by abscar February 19, 2009