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Gayber.

Gayber is mostly used when someone is acting gay.
Like Justin Bieber. -->> Gayber.
Guy says; i watched the new Twilight move
Answer; damn that's gayber.

Guy says; we ran naked in our garden, me and my friend when we we're 11.
Answer; gayber.

Guy says; i like justin bieber
Answer; You mean the little 7 year old girl Justin(e) Gayber?
Gayber by Wackotacko July 7, 2010
a common term used to describe someone, usually a male, who is unable to partake in social activities. this person will often become red in the face if brought into these social situations but may also occur in general
gayber is being so gayber
gayber by annonymous34333 December 26, 2007
An extremely non-social person who is usually found with an off-balance haircut and has an immense lack of friends.
Gayber is usually discovered in the outskirts of Machu Pichu and sometimes the underwater city of Atlantis
"Gayber stop trying to stick your tiny penis in my butt im not gay like you!"

gayber sex 

The act of sexual conversation on the world wide interweb between two members of the homosexual persuasion.
Hey, look at those two homosexuals, whose sexual decisions we accept, engaging in gayber sex.
gayber sex by Nohn Jewhouse July 23, 2008

garbering 

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.
For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?
garbering by Mister Andre March 9, 2017
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Gaybortion 

when two homos fuck in the ass and the taker runs to the bathroom and lets loose a messy dump
"Man, Leon and I did some extreme fucking last night to the point where I had a gaybortion!"
Gaybortion by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009
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