Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

gastarbeiter

a person with temporary permission to work in another country, especially in Germany and Austria,
nowadays used to describw someone who migrated to Austria or Germany and works in a factory or owns a small business or shop

dude: what do you do?
dude 2: I'm a gastarbeiter in a factory in Austria

by Katalinaaam January 4, 2019

GayStar

-a person that likes to play with the opposite sex

-one who is a star and is veryvery gay

gai-stah-er-GayStar

by koolaidman101 January 24, 2011

Gastards

-(n)- Gaston County retards (this word was given to me by God).

Only us gastards like sundrop... it's true.

by xTristam March 6, 2010

ganstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, etc..

by benormous August 11, 2005

gastard

a bastard who has a-lot of hot air

my girlfriend called me a gastard after we had a fight at taco bell.

by barefoot1xxx May 5, 2010

Gasstard

Gay ass retard

Man your brother is such a gasstard!

Hey look hes a gasstard!

by Off Da Hook Fish March 31, 2011