Gargoyling

The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.

She was gargoyling on the keg.

by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009

Gargoyle

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.

Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.

by NinjaGargoyle July 2, 2011

Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

by larper5000 October 15, 2010

Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021

gargoyle

a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.

gargoyles are kewl

by crazy one June 29, 2004

Gargoyling

(v): The act of peering down into a large group of people gathered in a large social setting (typically a bar or party) with the intent of flirting (or picking up) people in the group. Usually used as a negative connotation.

The girls were eager to leave the bar when they noticed the group of young men gargoyling them from the 2nd level.

by vadnp August 30, 2009

Gargoyle

A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.

Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.

by Ghost Dancer March 8, 2011