gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...

me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual

by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017

Gyrosexual

A person with the strange sexual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green

Matthew, you can't shove a green marker up your asshole. YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gagasexual

A sexual orientation in which sexual arousal can only be achieved in the presence of Lady Gaga.
This includes being near Lady Gaga, pictures, video, music, thoughts, etc.

Either a male, female, or hermie can be Gagasexual.

Because Lady Gaga is a female, male Gagasexuals may be considered straight but most preferred to just be known as Gagasexual.

Person 1: Hey are you gay, bi, or straight?
Person 2: O I'm Gagasexual...Only Lady Gaga can turn me on.

by Fame Monster March 8, 2010

Gransexual

When a younger person sexually identifies as an old person (e.g. grandparent)

Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!

by Justforkix April 12, 2016

Gyrosexual

Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green

Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual

by Hard for green January 20, 2017

gaupsexual

Being attracted to money/materialistic things instead of living beings

I'm married to the money so I guess you could say I'm gaupsexual

by MaybeThando March 28, 2021

Gyrosexual

A man woman or living thing if any species or gender who is sexually aroused or turned on by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! Why are you masturbating go to idubbbz's alien video YOU DUMB GYROSEXUAL

by Hard for green January 26, 2017