A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier
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A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.
When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
by Rukusan August 30, 2005
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In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
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Former character actor who finally starred in a leading role as the Mob boss matriarch on HBO's The Sopranos. He was great then, but proves to be even better now. He now proves to be a remarkable actor.
by Kyle February 23, 2005
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