FWP

(1) To intentionally copulate a member of the opposite sex who is both married and obese without expectation of reciprocation.

(2) To disprove a suspected prinny or flatspot.

"Dude what happened last night with that married cow you brought over?"

"Oh, nothing really. We hung out for a while, I made sure she was satisfied, and we went to sleep."

"Oh man! You FWPed the shit out of her!!"

by Gerald789 January 12, 2009

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Fat Wife Potential - A girl who might look good now but has a good chance of getting fat later in life... especially after getting married.

Usual indicators are found in the ankles and cheeks in particular

Yeah maybe now, but she has FWP written all over her, look at her ankles man, those are ready to spread!

by KosherK June 16, 2010

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nothing but a fat white person

"This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch..." - voicemail to Rachel who is an FWP

by eraser.ass October 18, 2019

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Acronym for Fucking White People

Usually used in reference to stereotypical white Americans doing obviously stupid things such as electing Donald Trump or attempting to drive a miniature speed boat in an inflatable pool well drunk.

"Dude I just saw some fwp buying 6 Code Red cases at Costco."

by Kiberman August 4, 2017

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FUCK WET PUSSY

All I want to do is FWP with my daddy dick (DD)

by BStatus April 16, 2010

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FWP (Friends with Possibilities)

Someone you think you like romantically and they might too but you are seeing each other as “friends”. The most potentially rewarding and deeply terrifying part of any new relationship. Not trying to just hook up but not ready to use the L word. Noticing you are having “feelings” for someone who is just a hangout buddy. Do they feel the same?

I’m seeing that girl again this weekend. I’m starting to feel FWP (Friends with Possibilities) energy but not sure if she just wants me as a friend (worse, sibling). Should I make my feelings clear and risk losing her or just wait and see where it goes? Argggh!

by Otter Dancing May 5, 2024

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