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First world problems. Problems that only happen to people who reside in the first world.
My GPS ran out of batteries and I misplaced the Ambien, I have FWP.
by datavortex April 28, 2010
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1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
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Peccadilloes shows rule.
by James Messina August 11, 2006
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First World Problems. Problems that people who live in first world countries have.

The website Reddit has a subreddit for this.
My dvd collection is full of scratches. FWP
by MoistButternut June 24, 2011
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Acronym for Fuckin White People.

Crazy white people who perform hairbrained stunts to impress people, usually frat guys or dropouts. See Jackass
Truman: What was the last thing the FWP said before he died?
Glen: I don't know, what?
Truman: Dude! Check this shit out!
by Elite CAT July 02, 2008
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"This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch..." - voicemail to Rachel who is an FWP
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by eraser.ass October 18, 2019
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(1) To intentionally copulate a member of the opposite sex who is both married and obese without expectation of reciprocation.

(2) To disprove a suspected prinny or flatspot.
"Dude what happened last night with that married cow you brought over?"

"Oh, nothing really. We hung out for a while, I made sure she was satisfied, and we went to sleep."

"Oh man! You FWPed the shit out of her!!"
by Gerald789 January 12, 2009
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Friends with privileges.
Basically a relationship without a relationship, but with all the sex!
Person 1: Yo man are you going out with Katherine?
Person 2: Naw man, she is just fwp.
Person 1: Fuckin eh man! FWP rocks.
by anti-hero November 17, 2004
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