Fuckstache

When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.

"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"

"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."

"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"

by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014

Fuckstache

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.

"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"

by Karch December 25, 2003

fuzstache

That awkward first moustache on an adolescent boy.

My son is growing his fuzstache, and his voice is lower than mine!

by Proud Father April 27, 2014

Fustache

A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.

She has a fustache on her fanny she shaped herself.

by clmaj December 7, 2012