Futoon

(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".

" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"

by ALHIL April 16, 2019

captain futon

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Mr.Funsocks

Mr.Funsocks means one of two things:

1.) A sock that you masterbate in and then put it on your friend's face while he's sleeping and then take pictures and put it on the internet.

2.) The coolest guy in the world with the most creative name in the world

Examples in order

1.) Paul: Dude! I put Mr.Funsocks on John last night!
Dustin: Did he lick it?!?!

2.) Mr.Funsocks will kill you in Halo 2, and cnc

by Funsocks July 28, 2008

futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.

Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...

by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011

funsock

The morons other name for condom, otherwise known as a rubber.

I told him funsock was not a sexier word for condom, but he didn't get it. So I broke up with him.

by Awdio Sanchez December 14, 2008

Futsi Bear

A bear that passes gas often.

Wow that futsi bear sure does smell a lot!

by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019